I'm Not A Mushroom

I ain't never had a problem with California.
There's a lotta good women
From Sacramento to Corona.
But them Hollywood types after a while wear on ya.
Struting around in their size zeros
Skinny little girls no meat on their bones
Never even heard of George Jones

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
Who know how to rock your world.
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and
Dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.

There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery.
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me.
Everybody oughta be exactly who they wanna be.
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
With her big fake smile and her painted on tan
She never had a chance at a real man.

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
Who know how to rock your world.
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and
Dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left
Who know how to rock your world.
I ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and
Dirty dance to Merle.
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.

Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls.

California Girls ~ Gretchen Wilson